Today's mystery

Today's mystery: Why is there a dead fish on the roof of my front porch??

Did it land there in yesterday's tornado in Triangle? Did someone throw it there? Did a bird drop it there?

Husbands exist to deal with stuff like this. Mike dealt with it. I asked, "Did it stink?" Yes. "Did you throw up?" No. "Did it have bird claw marks?" I didn't examine it that closely.

There you have it folks... no answers to those burning questions when you send the husband to deal with the dead fish.