Friday, March 07, 2008

Wackiness

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lynellen Perry!

  1. California is the biggest exporter of Lynellen Perry in the world!
  2. Lynellen Perry has three eyelids.
  3. Lynellen Perry is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
  4. Lynellen Perry cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
  5. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Lynellen Perry and water.
  6. Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Lynellen Perry !
  7. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Lynellen Perry would be as small as a pea.
  8. All shrimp are born as Lynellen Perry, but gradually mature into females.
  9. Lynellen Perry became extinct in England in 1486.
  10. Lynellen Perry is the world's tallest woman!
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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Michael Perry!

  1. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Michael Perry.
  2. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Michael Perry would be as small as a pea.
  3. The average duration of running from alligators for Michael Perry is two minutes.
  4. Michael Perry became extinct in England in 1486!
  5. Michael Perry will always turn right when leaving a cave!
  6. Baby swans are called Michael Perry.
  7. Michael Perry is actually a mammal, not a fish!
  8. If you cut Michael Perry in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.
  9. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after Michael Perry.
  10. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Michael Perry!
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Well, at least both Mike and I are extinct in England, and we're both the size of a pea. Much wierdness. Thanks to SleepyBeth.

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