Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Why Executives Make More Money

Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives will. Now, for the first time we have a rigid Mathematical proof that explains why this is in fact true.

Postulate 1: Knowledge is power.

Postulate 2: Time is money.

As every Engineer knows, Work / Time = Power

Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have Work / Money = Knowledge

Solving for Money, we get: Work / Knowledge = Money
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.

2 comments:

Phil Marshall said...

Fascinating blog! I knew both Rich Yates, and believe I recognize Mike Perry... I was in VP-40 from 1996-1999. My name is Phil Marshall, and I was an AWC at the time.
If you enjoy works on artifical intelligence, have you read "Godell, Esher, Bach?"
By Hoffstedder, or perhaps with only one "l."

Lynellen said...

Phil, Rich/Mike remembers you so please visit his website (here) and leave a "feedback" email for him there.

Thanks!