Thursday, January 05, 2006

News headlines

Washington Post
Sharon in Grave Condition
If he's still alive, then he's not ready for the grave yet.


Washington Post
Jobless Claims Plunge to Five-Year Low
Let's see...how can we blame Bush for this good news?


AP
Chicken Industry Plans to Test Flocks
Latest addition to the No Child Left Behind Act

1 comment:

beth said...

Teehee.

What'll Sharon's condition be if he dies?