The mummy gown, from Costco. Looks like it adds a good 10 pounds to a skinny person.
Another mummy bandage gown.
A nice antique white traditional gown that got attacked by a huge black tarantula. I mean gauze bow. Thank you, Vera Wang.
The slip that you wear under a bridal gown. Huh? Vera, what do you mean that that IS the gown? Putting a black leather belt (I mean, sash) from your 80's stash on it does not make it a gown, honey.
A nice traditional lace sheath dress that got attacked by a huge white tarantual. I mean gauze bow. I sense a trend here, Vera.
A greek pillar dress that got snagged in a blender.
A gold bra worn on the outside of a huge layered cake of lace tiers. (Bras go on the inside, dear).
A knit or crochet dress you dug out of your mother's (grandmothers??) stash from the 1960s.
How retro.
Rolled up in a pleated skirt, sideways. I dont think i've ever seen pleats go in that direction before.
Baby-bump hider. If you don't have a baby-bump, this silhouette is not for you. But seriously, don't just take the window treatments down and wear them a la Sound of Music.
$750 for this extremely simple slip dress? you're kidding!
The white prom dress. Hey! What's wrong with that, anyway!
Another greek column dress. With sparkles. $2800???
Another $700 simple slip dress. Seriously folks, fabric and a pattern for this would be $100 tops.
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Your comments are "right on"!! Truely ugly gown. the one with the black spider would be OK if the sash was removed.
Loved the makeup renew from prom. Beautiful.
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